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I am reading The Goon Volume 1: Nothin’ But Misery
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“Meg Ryan’s a freak…I HATE that I’ve been played by someone that told me in a million words how much they HATE me, I can’t sleep…ugh well at least Meg Ryan’s a freak in this movie so it’s better th…”
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(as 1st told on twitter)
Oh so let me tell you this story about how my lil cousin broke down all my thug & melted my cold heart last night. Lol.
So my fam reunion is this weekend last night was the initial gathering, you know all that catching up/pretending to know old people shit.
I haven’t seen most of these folks in years (or at all in my mind) so i damn sure didn’t know most of their kids, grandkids ect.
There’s the typical bad ass black kids, the older I’mTooCoolForThis teens, PSP/Nintendo zombies, useless babies, ect, all running around.
But there was 1 little 8 or 9 year old cousin in the corner. Holding her stuffed bunny. Shyly standing near her parents eating chips.
She’s adorable. Just eating chips off her paper towel. So I go over to her & she looks up at me w/ her innocent youthful eyes…
& I start eating the FUCK out of her potato chips. She’s stunned. She doesn’t know me. She looks to her parents for help to no avail.
She starts trying to eat some chips so I don’t get them all but she’s tiny & can’t eat that many at once. She’s distraught.
There’s 1 left. We lock eyes. I dare her to make a move for it. She’s timid. I’m about to take it when she reaches for the chip…
& she took the chip. & broke it in half. & we each had a piece. When I say she had me like the grinch at the end… Dawg.
That shit was so sweet. I was there evilly jacking her for her snack & she shared her last bite with me. She’s awesome.
We’re best friends now. She doesn’t even know my name. Just runs to me yells “Cousin” & jumps in my arms. Kids are dope.
When they aren’t yours. The end.
<3 <3
*sobs*
(Source: thedillonwon, via escapedgoat)
Students celebrate as college burns.A group of Chinese college students who celebrated their graduation as their university burned behind them are under fire for making light of a dangerous situation.
The students from Dalian University of Technology City College, Liaoning province, in northern China, were forced to flee when a fire erupted in a storage building near their dormitory on Saturday.
But before they left the students snapped pictures of themselves in their robes and hats as the fire raged behind them.Yo.
Yo.
This right here it too funny.I know it’s terrible but I’d probably do the same thing.
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I am watching Kitchen Nightmares
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“aawwww shucks this looks like a good one tonight!!!!”
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